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A blonde calls her husband at work from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is." "It's a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."

Q Why did eighteen blondes go to from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

Q Why couldnt the blonde write the from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

Did you hear about the blonde who from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

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Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?

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Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

Did you hear about the blonde who from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?

Did you hear about the blonde who from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?

Did you hear about the blonde who from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?

Did you hear about the blonde who from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

A blonde decides to learn and try from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousn ess or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.

One day a blond went out to from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives her a weird look. An hour later she goes back out to her mailbox and goes back in cause there was nothing in it and her neighbor goes "What the hell is she doing?" An hour later she goes back out side and looks in the mailbox and there is nothing in it. Finally the neighbor gets curious enough to ask her what she is doing. The blone says, "My stupid computer keeps saying you've got mail."

One day women went to the top from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool. There was a black haired, brown haired, and a blonde haired woman. When they got to the top a genie appeared from nowhere and said "when your going down the flume shout out the on thing that you want and you will land in it at the bottom. So the black haired woman went down and shouted "money" and landed in a load of cash, the brown haired woman went down and shouted "gorgous men!" and landed in a pile of men. The blonde woman wasnt listening to the genie so she went down shouting weeeeeee.

This blonde is so stupid she called from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!

How do you kill a blondeGive them from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
How do you kill a blonde? Give them a gun an say it is a blow dryer

Did you hear why they closed the from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.

A blonde came home from school one from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?'' Her mother replied, ''Of couse it is, dear.'' The next day, the blonde said, ''I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?'' Her mother replied, ''Of course it is dear!'' The next day the blonde came home from her gymnastics and asked her mother, ''I have a larger chest then all the kids in my class, do you think its because I am a blonde?'' Her mother replied, ''No dear, I think it is because you are eighteen years old."

Three women are about to be executed from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!'' Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!'' Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''

Q Why do blondes wear their hair from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads

Q What did the blonde think of from Flashcomment Blonde jokes Jokes
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.